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[19 Aug 2009|11:43am] |
in dire need of a party, mates. belle, where the fu are you lovey?
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[07 Jul 2009|09:25pm] |
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christ above, you tell a bird you dont want nobody pulling their knickies down in the back of your mates car and all of a sudden its a personal fucking offence.
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[07 Jun 2009|07:22pm] |
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bloody fuck UP WAS FUCKING BRILLIANT
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[08 Mar 2009|09:57am] |
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reckon i need to get me an owlship.
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[26 Jan 2009|09:39pm] |
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( Katie. )
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[08 Jan 2009|10:56pm] |
Whoa there, who is that handsome fellow staring back at me? Dare I say it? Dare I? Are you waiting?
IT'S ME! Everyone's favorite merc with a mouth, your best-selling monthly comic. And I feel pretty and witty and gay, but not that kind, you cheeky kids. Have you all seen my beautiful mug? I should be running through fields of daisies and speaking to birds, THAT'S HOW PRETTY I AM. Quick, I need Adriana Lima's number.
Well, I'd need that anyway.
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[08 Jan 2009|12:09pm] |
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WHERE ARE MY YELLOW BOXES
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[30 Dec 2008|01:38pm] |
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first i babysit a couple a drunks without even getting laid, then i get a shit commission, now i get a computer that doesnt even get the fucking internet. worst holiday season ever.
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[28 Dec 2008|11:53pm] |
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lord FUCKING above, if im to be babysitting, i should at least get fucking blown at the end of the night.
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[22 Dec 2008|02:55pm] |
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OI CC.
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[21 Dec 2008|09:27pm] |
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bloody fuck, but all this murder makes me hungry. whos willin to spare a poor, starving bloke (such as meself) a nice hot meal?
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[17 Dec 2008|03:01am] |
start looking more like this, ladies.
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[11 Dec 2008|07:30pm] |
all these villains are coming out of the woodwork, lord above.
reckon its time we consummate our love, cassidy. we only have so much time before crossover sodding implodes. ;__;
you too, prudence. come along, then.
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[07 Dec 2008|12:21am] |
jesus christ. you lot were all calling for the blokes crucifixion not a week past, and now its all DDDD: OMG HE'S DEAAAAAAAD
get your heads on fucking straight before you start whinging.
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