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Tweak says, "Duuuude"

hit 'em right between the eyes ; eddie durham. (gonnafindout) wrote,
@ 2009-01-08 22:56:00

Whoa there, who is that handsome fellow staring back at me? Dare I say it? Dare I? Are you waiting?

IT'S ME! Everyone's favorite merc with a mouth, your best-selling monthly comic. And I feel pretty and witty and gay, but not that kind, you cheeky kids. Have you all seen my beautiful mug? I should be running through fields of daisies and speaking to birds, THAT'S HOW PRETTY I AM. Quick, I need Adriana Lima's number.

Well, I'd need that anyway.

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	enfranchise 2009-01-09 12:07 am UTC (link)
	Nobody cares. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	gonnafindout 2009-01-09 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Au contraire, my lovely friend! There are people who are very concerned. Exhibit A: my mother. Bless her wee heart. Exhibit B: my reflection! I look so pleased, how can you deny that? Exhibit C: This girl I found in my apartment! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gonnafindout 2009-01-09 12:18 am UTC (link)
	AND LOOK, I COMMENT IN A YELLOWISH SORT OF BOX, OH THE FUN I SHALL HAVE! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shrieking 2009-01-09 12:57 am UTC (link)
	What's with you and little yellow boxes, Wade? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gonnafindout 2009-01-09 02:17 am UTC (link)
	I have no idea what you're talking about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shrieking 2009-01-09 11:57 am UTC (link)
	If you say so, boyo! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gonnafindout 2009-01-09 12:22 am UTC (link)
	You know what we need, new handsome self? A moustache. This dashing face requires an equally dashing moustache. Look at all the good it did Winston Churchill! Everyone loves that guy. (Reply to this)

	gonnafindout 2009-01-09 12:23 am UTC (link)
	Hmm. But then the decision becomes: curly cues or handlebar. (Reply to this)

	gonnafindout 2009-01-09 12:25 am UTC (link)
	Self, take this down. But where would I find that hat? This is so tricky! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	de_rappaccini 2009-01-09 02:15 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure a nice girl could hook you up with a decent chapeau. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gonnafindout 2009-01-09 02:19 am UTC (link)
	Do you think so? Do you really think so? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	de_rappaccini 2009-01-09 02:27 am UTC (link)
	I do! I really, really do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gonnafindout 2009-01-09 02:30 am UTC (link)
	WELL SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME SALLY. It is a glorious day in coming, lady, can you feel it? Oh. I can feel it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	de_rappaccini 2009-01-09 02:34 am UTC (link)
	Well, if that's what floats your boat, I absolutely do! Now, are you going to go find that bowler, or no? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gonnafindout 2009-01-09 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Well I just don't know. I was enjoying this handsome, debonair reflection and this snappy suit. And who even knows where my swords are. I feel naked, trapped in front of my 3rd grade class with a paper on Abraham Lincoln I haven't written. Damn you, Mrs. Littleton, and your exacting deadlines! Damn you! That is to say, yes no maybe so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	de_rappaccini 2009-01-09 02:43 am UTC (link)
	That bitch. I expect she wanted you to bare your soul during show and tell, too. I suppose I could give it away to some other deservingly mustachioed chap! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gonnafindout 2009-01-09 11:39 am UTC (link)
	My action figures weren't show enough. But everyone loves the Cap, I says! And look, Wolvie has real bub snikt bub bub sniktsnikt action! !!!! I'LL TAKE IT. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	de_rappaccini 2009-01-09 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	(!) Good thing I only preach love and acceptance. Well hop that (purportedly beautiful) tush of yours on the 1 train, sweetheart. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gonnafindout 2009-01-09 12:26 am UTC (link)
	LOOK AT THAT SEXY BEAST. ROWR, BABY, ROWR. (Reply to this)

	shrieking 2009-01-09 12:52 am UTC (link)
	I take it you're finally out of my closet, then! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	gonnafindout 2009-01-09 02:18 am UTC (link)
	There was a lovely lady cleaning my place. CLEANING. It's like something out of Norman Rockwell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shrieking 2009-01-09 11:59 am UTC (link)
	The woman of your dreams, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gonnafindout 2009-01-09 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	Now you know that spot is reserved especially for you, my dawn-haired dreamboat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shrieking 2009-01-09 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	Aye, trying to remind me why I liked you? ~~Don't need to try, Wade.~~ It won't work, you trickster. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gonnafindout 2009-01-09 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	But, but, Terry. I'm pretty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shrieking 2009-01-10 12:18 am UTC (link)
	Yes, and I liked you even when you weren't. Point? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	colourtheory 2009-01-09 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	Well then. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	gonnafindout 2009-01-09 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	HELLO TRAVELLER (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	colourtheory 2009-01-09 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	Saw that some of the DC types have their pets reincarnated so you would've thought there was a Deuce the Devil Dog or something but I guess not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gonnafindout 2009-01-09 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	WHOA NOW (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	colourtheory 2009-01-09 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	I had no idea you were so easily scandalized? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gonnafindout 2009-01-10 12:04 am UTC (link)
	Memories of that dog, just brings a tear to my eye. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	colourtheory 2009-01-10 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	Right right. (Reply to this) (Parent)