Whoa there, who is that handsome fellow staring back at me? Dare I say it? Dare I? Are you waiting?






IT'S ME! Everyone's favorite merc with a mouth, your best-selling monthly comic. And I feel pretty and witty and gay, but not that kind, you cheeky kids. Have you all seen my beautiful mug? I should be running through fields of daisies and speaking to birds, THAT'S HOW PRETTY I AM. Quick, I need Adriana Lima's number.

Well, I'd need that anyway.